The Milkman cards

Name	Image	Rarity	Type	Cost	Description
Empty Bottle		Special	Attack	0	Retain. Deal 2 (4) damage. Exhaust.
Lost Child		Special	Skill	1	Ethereal. Gain 25 Gold. Exhaust.
Calcium Deficiency		Curse	Curse		At the end of the turn, lose 3 Calcium.
Defend		Basic	Skill	1	Gain 5 (8) Block.
One-Two Punch		Basic	Attack	1	Deal 4 (6) damage twice.
Strike		Basic	Attack	1	Deal 6 (9) damage.
Stronger Bones		Basic	Skill	2	Gain 5 (7) Calcium.
Anticipate		Common	Skill	1	Next turn gain 10 (14) Block.
Bucket Headbutt		Common	Attack	1	Gain 7 (10) Block. Deal 1 (4) damage.
Bucket Strike		Common	Attack	1	Deal 12 (16) damage.
Bucket Swing		Common	Attack	2	Deal 14 (18) damage to ALL enemies.
Cappuccino		Common	Skill	2	Gain 2 (3) Calcium. Gain [E] ([E][E]) next turn.
Cool Glass		Common	Skill	0	Gain 1 Thorns. Gain 1 Plated Armor (*Metallicize).
Cross Arms		Common	Skill	0	Gain 2 (4) Block twice.
Duck and Dive		Common	Skill	2	Gain 8 (12) Block. Next turn gain 8 (12) Block.
Espresso		Common	Skill	0	Next turn gain [E] ([E]).
Flick Milk Top		Common	Attack	0	Deal 5 (8) damage. When the target dies, add this card to your hand. Exhaust.
Glass Cut		Common	Attack	1	Gain 1 Thorns. Deal 2 (5) damage. Apply 2 (3) Weak.
Gut Punch		Common	Attack	1	Deal 6 (9) damage. Enemy loses 1 Strength.
Knuckle Sandwich		Common	Attack	2	Deal 22 (27) damage. Next turn, target gains 3 temporary Strength and 3 Block.
Lactokinesis		Common	Skill	2	Gain 13 (16) Block. If you play a Milk card while this card is in your hand, it costs 0 this turn.
Milk Coating		Common	Skill	1	Gain 9 (12) Block. Gain 2 (3) Calcium. Add an Empty Bottle to your hand. Exhaust.
Milk Snort		Common	Skill	1	Enemy loses 7 (10) Strength this turn. Add an Empty Bottle to your hand. Exhaust.
Milk Spill		Common	Skill	1	Apply 2 (3) Vulnerable to ALL enemies. Add an Empty Bottle to your hand. Exhaust.
Milk Splash		Common	Attack	1	Deal 8 (11) damage to ALL enemies. Add an Empty Bottle to your hand. Exhaust.
Nap		Common	Skill	0	Next turn draw 1 (2) more card(s).
Rattle Mailbox		Common	Attack	1	Deal 8 (11) damage. Apply 3 (5) Deliverance.
Shatter Glass		Common	Skill	2	Gain 4 (6) Thorns.
Spare Tire		Common	Skill	1	Retain. Draw 2 (3) cards. Exhaust.
Thick Skull		Common	Skill	0	Gain 3 (4) Block. If you have at least 1 Calcium, gain 6 (9) additional Block.
Around the Houses		Uncommon	Skill	0	Draw 2 cards per enemy. Exhaust.(Innate.)
Bully		Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 2 Calcium. Apply 1 (2) Weak to ALL enemies.
Calcitrate		Uncommon	Attack	2	Deal 8 (12) damage. Deals additional damage equal to Calcium gained this combat.
Churn		Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 1 (2) Calcium, then draw 1 card for each Calcium you have.
Controlled Intake		Uncommon	Skill	X	Gain 3 (4) Calcium X times.
Crème de la Crème		Uncommon	Power	2 (1)	Whenever you play a Milk card, Upgrade ALL cards in your hand for the rest of this combat.
Discount Dairy		Uncommon	Skill	X	Add X (X+1) random Milk cards to your hand. They cost 0 this turn. Exhaust.
Double Cream		Uncommon	Attack	3 (2)	Deal 5 damage twice. Gain 1 Strength.
Fortified Calcium		Uncommon	Power	1	At the end of your turn, gain Block equal to your Calcium.(Gain 3 Calcium.)
Freshness		Uncommon	Skill	1	Ethereal. Heal 5 (7) HP. Exhaust.
Glass Bank		Uncommon	Skill	1	Gain 1 Thorns for every 5 (4) cards in your draw pile.
Good Night's Rest		Uncommon	Skill	1	Next turn draw 4 (5) more cards.
Growth Spurt		Uncommon	Power	X	At the start of your turn, gain X Calcium (and X Block).
Kick The Bucket		Uncommon	Attack	3	Retain. Deal 25 (32) damage.
Lactose Intolerance		Uncommon	Attack	2 (1)	Deal 5 damage. Whenever you attack this enemy, it loses 2 HP. Exhaust.
Mark Door		Uncommon	Skill	1	Apply 10 (99) Deliverance to an enemy. Exhaust.
Milkman's Rounds		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Shuffle 5 random Milk cards into your draw pile.
Missing Person		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Ethereal. Shuffle 1 Lost Child into your discard pile. Exhaust.
Morning Rounds		Uncommon	Power	2 (1)	At the start of your turn, ALL enemies with less than 1 Deliverance have their Deliverance increased to 1.
Preserve		Uncommon	Skill	3 (2)	Gain 10 Block. Gain 1 Dexterity.
Reflective Surface		Uncommon	Skill	1 (0)	Gain Block equal to the target's Block. If the target has no Block, double your Block instead.
Refrigerate		Uncommon	Skill	3 (2)	Gain 2 Block. Gain 2 Metallicize. Gain 2 Plated Armor.
Repeat On		Uncommon	Attack	X	Deal 5 damage X (+ !M!) times. Can be Upgraded any number of times.
Safekeeping		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Gain Block next turn equal to your current Block.
Shield of Shards		Uncommon	Power	2	Whenever you gain Thorns, gain 1 Plated Armor (*Metallicize).
Skimming Process		Uncommon	Skill	1 (0)	Exhaust your hand. Add 1 random Milk card to your hand for each Exhausted card.
Skull Crack		Uncommon	Attack	0	Lose 5 health, unless you have at least 3 (2) Calcium. Deal 9 (14) damage.
Supersize		Uncommon	Power	1	Ethereal. Gain 1 (2) Max HP.
Udder		Uncommon	Skill	2 (1)	Add 3 random Milk cards to your hand.
Waste Not		Uncommon	Skill	1	Ethereal. Gain 5 Block. Whenever you play a card, increase Block amount by 1 (2) this combat.
Work Out		Uncommon	Power	1	Gain 2 (1) Weak. Gain 2 (1) Vulnerable. Gain 2 Strength. Gain 2 Dexterity.
Bottle Holder		Rare	Skill	3 (2)	Add Empty Bottles to your hand until your hand is full. Exhaust.
Curdle		Rare	Skill	2	Gain 20 (25) Block. Gain 20 (25) Block next turn. Lose 3 Dexterity.
Dented Bucket		Rare	Attack	1	Deal 25 (30) damage. Whenever you use this card, permanently reduce its damage by 1.
Electrolytes		Rare	Power	5	Ethereal. At the start of your turn, gain [E]. Whenever you play this card, permanently reduce its cost by 1.(Innate.)
Extra Bucket		Rare	Power	3 (2)	Your Bucket cards are played 1 additional time.
Glass Form		Rare	Power	3	At the start of your turn, gain 3 (4) Thorns.
Growing Pains		Rare	Attack	1	Deal 3 (5) damage. Gain Calcium equal to unblocked damage dealt.
Last Drop		Rare	Attack	3	Deal 40 (50) damage. Lose 3 Strength.
Multivitamins		Rare	Attack	1	(Retain.)Deal 1 damage 6 times. Exhaust.
Pasteurize		Rare	Skill	2 (1)	Remove ALL debuffs. Exhaust.
Rear Cattle		Rare	Power	3 (2)	At the start of your turn, add 1 random Milk card to your hand.
Trail of Glass		Rare	Skill	1	Gain 2 Thorns. Gain Block equal to 2 (3) times your Thorns.

The Milkman relics

Name	Image	Tier	Pool	Description	Flavor
Breakfast		Starter	Milkman_white	At the start of each battle, gain 3Calcium.	The most important meal of the day.
Cheese Wheel		Common	Milkman_white	The first time you gain Calcium each turn, draw 1 card.	The way it rolls is mesmerising.
Frozen Yogurt		Uncommon	Milkman_white	At the end of each turn, gain 2Block for each retained card.	Brain freeze!
Lasso		Uncommon	Milkman_white	At the start of each battle, add 3 random Milk cards to your hand.	Cowboy not included.
Butter Dish		Rare	Milkman_white	Your Calcium bonuses last for two turns instead of one.	Helps it last longer.
Mechanical Whisk		Rare	Milkman_white	Whenever you Exhaust a card, gain 2Calcium.	Better than a strange spoon.
Whey Protein		Rare	Milkman_white	Every 10th card you play grants you 1Strength and Dexterity.	Bring on the gains!
Big Breakfast		Boss	Milkman_white	Replaces Breakfast relic. At the start of each battle, gain 3Strength and Dexterity.	Start the day right.
Spotted Fingernail		Boss	Milkman_white	Gain 1 [E] at the start of each turn. At the start of combat, shuffle 1 Calcium Deficiency curse into your deck.	The real question is: whose?
Whipped Cream		Boss	Milkman_white	If you play at least 4 cards in a turn, gain 1 [E] next turn.	Keep stirring!
Glass Cafetiere		Shop	Milkman_white	Start each Elite encounter with 5Thorns.	For those hard days.

The Milkman keywords

The Milkman creatures

Name	Image	Type	HP
the Milkman		Player	63-70